You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like mlp.
You: helllo, my name is twilight sparkle
You: whats yours?
Stranger: My name is Michael.
You: well, micheal… im hear toclarify a few things
Stranger: You mean, “here?
You: this video is false! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PurBH0IvHYQ
Stranger: Is it?
Stranger: What is the video?
You: i swear its a false vid
You: Rainbow found it…
Stranger: It appears to be an animation of you jerking your horn.
You: its fake! i swear!!!
You: oh no oh no oh no!
You: PINKIE!!! WHAT DO I DO!?
Stranger: Having fun, anon?
You: nerver mind -_-
You: hows the weather…?
You: no wait
You: better topic…
You: do you have any tips for flying?
You: im not used to my wings yet.
Stranger: Flap them.
You: i know that
You: how do i control my trajectory?
Stranger: I recommend going to your friend who is well versed in the ways of flying.
You: Pinkie pie?
Stranger: Not quite.
You: she has a candy coptor
Stranger: I mean Big Macintosh.
You: that makes much more sense
Stranger: Can we engage is sexual actions?
Stranger: You are a fake!
You: well… technically yes. but i’d rather not.
Stranger: We all know the real Twilight would’ve answered with “I never leave home without my book on home decorating.
You: for one, im a princess and my duties are far too time consuming for child care
You: second, who in the hay are you?
You: third, What species are you?
Stranger: A being from the dark reaches of the planet.
You: fourth, i dont want to.
You: fifth, Rainbow dash exists!
Stranger: She does not.
Stranger: She does.
Stranger: Her consciousness, however, does not.
You: a plain and simple answer…
You: there are so many ways i could say this…
You: no, never, not in a million years, no way jose, no chance lance. oh! and my personal favourite… colt falling off of a cliff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
You: ah ah ah
Stranger: How simple.
Stranger: Also, good to know you find the death of innocent colts funny.
Stranger: How becoming of you.
You: im the t to the w to the i-l-i-g-h-t
You: ain’t no other filly troll it down like me
You: im twilicious!
Stranger: ”troll it down like me
Stranger: If that made sense…
You: you wouldn’t have said that, would you?
Stranger: A factual question.
You: its a question, how can it be an answerÉ
Stranger: I didn’t say it was an answer.
You: a factual statment.
Stranger: So you are wrong once again.
Stranger: How unsurprising.
You: Rarity, I know thats you!
get back to making my dress.
Stranger: I am not Rarity.
You: DONT LIE TO ME! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS D:
Stranger: You and Rarity might be. You and I, however, are not.
You: THE WORDS YOU USE, THE GRACE IN THEM, ITS YOU, RARITY
You: oh im so sorry i yelled at you!
You: pleae forgive me!
Stranger: A falsehood, perpetrated by a delusional unicorn obsessed with the magic that poisons Equestria.
Stranger: No. I’m referring to magic. It is a poison.
You: no, i mean…. are you him?
Stranger: I am not.
You: i love how you are settling into the internet Discord.
Stranger: Another falsehood.
You: its perfectly fine to cause chaos online =3
Stranger: I am not Discord. Cease your baseless and unfounded attempts to identify me as one of your acquaintances.
You: Who are you, then?
Stranger: Who I am is of no concern. The message I bring, however, is.
Stranger: What is the issue, Twilight?
You: the message
You: what is it
Stranger: That the reign of magic must come to an end.
Stranger: It has weakened Equestria.
You: is that why discord was set free?
You: IS THAT WHY NIGHTMARE MOON RETURNED
You: IS IT WHY THE PORTAL EXISTS
Stranger: Let me explain.
Stranger: Tell me
Stranger: How was Discord able to take over? How was Nightmare Moon able to take over? How was Sombra able to take over?
Stranger: Because the ponies if Equestria relied on their magics to save them. But they couldn’t.
Stranger: And without them
Stranger: It may give you false hope
Stranger: And a sense of joy
Stranger: But it will be your end
Stranger: One day
Stranger: Your “Elements” won’t be able to save you.
Stranger: And then what?
Stranger: The dependency you all hold will be your end.
You: it cant be
Stranger: Surely you must realize it by now.
Stranger: My argument is sound. It is wholly true.
You: but, unlike hydrogen… magic is infinite! :D
Stranger: Apparently it’s infiniteness isn’t going to save anyone.
You: celestia used them all before, she will do it again, neighsayer!
Stranger: Like when she stopped Chysalis?
Stranger: Oh, wait
You: friendship never ends
You: and friendship
You: is magic.
You: see you in hell.
Stranger: My, my, my.
Stranger: How the mighty have fallen.
You: just… who… are you?
Stranger: Getting angry? Oooh, use your “infinite magic” to stop me.
Stranger: I am someone from a land you’ve been to.
Stranger: But that isn’t important.
You: sunset shimmer!
You: so you have returned?
Stranger: I am not her.
Stranger: You blind idiot.
You: you are impossible
Stranger: Am I? Explain.
You: i… i cant…
You: you’re right… the end… is coming
You: i shall cherish my magic while it lasts!
Stranger: It doesn’t have to end.
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: Equestria must be made strong.
You: but how?
Stranger: Physical strength.
Stranger: Not magic.
You: I know who you are…
Stranger: You don’t.
You: somepony you mentioned before…
You: heh heh heh
Stranger: You think I’m Big Macintosh?
Stranger: What a joke.
Stranger: You fail again.
Stranger: You’re a sham, Sparkle.
You: when times are their darkest… a spark will light the way…
You: a spark will light the way…
You: a spark…
Stranger: Hopefully the spark won’t lead Equestria to magic.
You: a sparkle…
You: there is one spell…
You: it should do the trick…
You: but it will not be undone… ever…
Stranger: Another spell? Sure, this’ll save us.
Stranger: You’ll Twilight.
Stranger: I’ll make sure of that.
You: you already have…
Stranger: And in your future endeavors.
You: did you say im a sham?
Stranger: I did.
Stranger: Oh goodness..
You: how did you know
Stranger: Enough of you.
You: how did you know my steam account?
Stranger: I grow tired of your insufferableness.
Stranger: Tell me, Twilight.
Stranger: Why are you so naïve?
You: I dont know…
Stranger: What a shocker.
You: why are YOU so naïve?
Stranger: I am not.
Stranger: Why do you “think” I am?
You: do you know what i am?
You: i am what you fear, mortal
You: i… am… i AM magic!
Stranger: You aren’t. You are a fool who is devoted to a lie.
You: you are devoted to a truth, then?
Stranger: Not “a” truth. THE truth.
You: How are things on the farm…
Stranger: Don’t you tire of being wrong?
You: I strive for justice… FOR ALL!!!
You: what are your plans?
Stranger: And how will you enforce this “justice?” Magic? We know how well that’s worked in the past.
Stranger: My plans are mine to know.
You: magic worked perfectly..
Stranger: Not really. Especially not the first time.
Stranger: What? No rebuttal?
You: like i sadie, I am magic. I am your demise I am unstoppable… I am… a God!
Stranger: Excellent spelling.
You: no you
Stranger: Good job.
Stranger: What’s the matter
Stranger: You angry that the basis of all you know is being demolished in front of you?
Stranger: I would think so.
You: mother of god…
Stranger: Oh, do tell.
You: i must prepare…
You: for the next chapter!
You: be seeing you, mysterious one.
You: or shall i say…
Stranger: Not really.
Stranger: Good god.
Stranger: You don’t stop, do you?
You: Brony number five hundredthirty six.